Hey Shitheads,

You’re probably asking yourself (or the people around you) “Hey, why didn’t Radivarius have a website prior to now?”  

First of all, why don’t you get a life.

Second of all, asking why I didn’t have a website is like asking Jesus why he never launched one (God rest his soul).

Third of all, as you may or may not know, I came to this universe from another dimension.  Do you think I have time to sit around typing up cascading-style shits and hyper-lame markup languages?  You and I both know the answer to that question is RADIVARIUS IS NOT A NERD.  Do you see me in the book store?  No, I’m too busy cranking out the hits.

Be right back, gotta go smoke some blunts and have sex.  Cya never.

Yours true, the #1 & 2.

(Radivarius)